Showing posts with label enjoy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label enjoy. Show all posts

Friday, April 13, 2012

Three Kinds

i have so much fun today ,
since i have so much fun
i wanna tell a stupid damn story about so much fun thing.
do you know what is the so much fun thing?
well think the thing on your own !



A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'



ok the so much fun thing is actually , the boobs
i know you might wanna say that i am so stupid.
well i am stupid by the way.
cheers your day people !

Monday, April 9, 2012

the end of semester 2 , fuyohh

assalamualaikum .
tak jawab dosa , kalau jawab sayang.






percaya atau tidak dah 2 sem berlalu.
setahun dah rasanya aku mentelaah kat uitm tuh.
dah macam rumah kedua pulak rasanya.
jalan jalan kat uitm tuh dah boleh buat lauk.
babi pon ade kalau nak tau kat uitm tuh.
besor lagi tuh hik hok hik hok (00)
nak makan nasi lemak pon tak senang.

owh hai , nama saya hilfie.
panggil je hilfie shafwan bin ibrahim . boleh?
tak sedap ah bulat, ce comel ke ? hensem ke? bergaya ke? mempersona ke?



ok yang di atas ini ialah saya. memang suka makan.
tapi masalahya tak gemok gemok hmmmm susah nak citer weh :P
suka tengok doraemon , tapi takut nak langkah longkang , takut nak lintas jalan.


saya memang suka tangkap gambar , tengah belajar pon boleh.
tuh la pasal muka cam taek nie hah hoho



ok kenangan part 2 sedikit sebanyak :


ok nie time nak study hard punya haha. nak kan site surveying A. kenalah selalu maen calculator.
tapi sayang , ade mamat tuh dtg ajak gosip. aku budak baek , so diam je.


yang pegang hammer tuh thor , yang pegang kayu tu toqq


ok lawak , buat kerja kayu pakai cemginie hmmm


errr? rajin? action je tuh

mat mat poyo senantero dunia

my mum's recipe hehe

ok yang nie khairil , ex ketuat. sem depan die masuk group alep.
ambeklah alep , ambek ! sume hg nak
eh tengok katil die , bunga bunga cintaaaaaaa :P

arep , kaki study hard. hobi : maen calculator

wan , owh HAIwan :P

bella , si suara unik. kadang kadang aku pon tak paham.



dayah , gadis hot banyak peminat. ececeh



haikal , si superman kelas.
tak sangka superman boleh patah tangan 2 kali en

haa nie susah nak cakap , ambek phone aku tangkap sendiri.
bukan nakk delete? ha kan dah upload.
marah? opss
hai aliff mustaqim

nur khodijah and nurhamizah ,so sweet bila buat tanggam


adila , bakal penyanyi tersohor


amalina , ape peace peace? buatlah kerja , pemalas ! hoho


ketuat


owh hai zaty , eh silap zaby.


haa nie balak die , cute kan? aloolooloolooo
ikhmal



an nissa

joe , pakar motivasi suatu hari nanti


aeim , bakal lecturer haaa


ha yang nie susah nak cakap.
sume carry mark die nak bolos.
mak hanto belajo , gatal nak dating.
ish ish XP

tuan besarrrrrr , pali

askar jepon , qayyum !


hotsetaffffffff

ha ini botak. tapi tengah bengang ! jangan ganggu owh.
boleh lipat lu punya lemak owh !

lagi lagi jj?






aku taktau kalau uitm saman tak kalau orang pergi dewan naek atas kerusi.


yang tengah duduk tuh comel kan? hantalah surat cinta satu dua kat die ok


bila boring,



ok dari jauh pon bolehh


nampak kurus tak? tolong cakap ye , kalau tak awak kena kacau hantu malam nie.
serius.


ha kan dah cakap die gatal bercinta !



kelas kita ade rabbit , kelas awak ade?



overall part two tak se seronok part 1.
i dont know why?
suma dah ade couple masing masing kot?
ha terasa.
sume dah habes duet?
pon boleh.
sume dah tunjuk belang masing masing?
ha mengada.
sume dah tak sayang aku?
lagi gedik.

Friday, April 6, 2012

flashback : wanie's birthday

maleh nak cakap , saja nak upload gambar.
takut hilang :D

time exam , kita perlu rehat.
asyik study je buat apa kan?
thanks to ziera sebab plan kan, takde bosan duduk bilek tuh.

hoho

owh wanie nie kawan baek ziera , kawan die maen batu seremban kecik kecik dulu.
ok tipu.




ha cake nie , duet aku 3 ringgit tau. 2 potong aku dapat hooray



belah kiri ziera , belah kanan mak cik die nama wanie.
so sweet kan , buat surprise macam nie. siap ade video lagi untuk die.
kenapa birthday aku tak buat video jugak hah kawan kawan? ==" haha




" jangan ambek yang besar , yang besar aku punya"



ok tangkap gambar jap ek?



ANYWAY , HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WANIENINOTNOTNIT